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Thursday, 28 April 2011

Wow - what a difference.....

Well, I have to say the new dating site is one hell of a lot more fun to be on than E-melody... but... I am really wary of any man who says he's in the military and located in Iran or Afghanistan... Yet another guy from there emailed me, and gave me a completely innocuous American sounding name, but sounds as though he isn't a native English speaker despite telling me he grew up in the States...

Mind you, I had a "wink" from some guy who grew up in a small town just outside of the city I live in, and his English was even worse.... Holy cow!  First, this guy is 71 (!) but doesn't look a day over... well... 71.

... Um...don't you think you're totally overshooting here buddy?  I mean, the idea of being with someone who could be my father is completely horrifying to me... and even more so when you read the profile attached.... while I feel sorry for the fellow as he lost his wife of 45 years about 6 years ago, I just can't imagine dating someone who says things like... and these are verbatim quotes....

Here's what he's looking for:

..."A healthy,Classy, slender, sex's , intelligent, understanding,elegant Lady.  One that dresses sexy, not Julius of others.  A good sense of humer, enjoys the out of door's.  Socializing, with friends & family,'Straight forward."  ....

...Huh?

He talks about being "born and razed" just outside of town here, and how he has a dog that is "spade"  honestly...then  the coup de grace....

"I have a Good since of hummer, love a good joke, good intelligent conversation". 

Um... I don't mean to be cruel, but I'm willing to bet his hummer days were looooooooong over being married 45 years and all....and I don't care how much Viagra there is in his system, I am not going to awaken THAT beast....eeeew!

What is it about men who want to date much younger women?... They will bitch and complain about the things they hate about a woman's body as the aging process sets in, like the wings we sudenly sprout when our muscle tone on the upper arms goes, or the gorgeous wattle that starts to show itself below our chins, but they never consider the man boobs and 9 month size belly they're sportin' is no more attractive to us.  The ONLY thing a younger woman wants to see growing on an older man is the size of his WALLET.

I really do wish the guy well, but I'm thinking he needs to be winking at women within a decade of his own age..... Maybe then his "since of hummer" will have a chance of coming back....

Later.

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